| Welcome to the Official UnCommander STARFLEET
Election page for Dinky/Snorlax '03. Dinky and Snorlax
appreciates your visit and hopes to be able to count on your vote! Below
we have info on our proposed UnExecutive Committee and why we feel they are
the RIGHT choice for winning your vote!
For UnCommander, STARFLEET:
 
Well known throughout the entire fleet, Dinky brings to the
job many qualities desirable in a UnCommander Candidate: He has big
friends in Hollywood (as seen above), promises that every IC during his
tenure will be catered by his former
employer free of charge, that his travel expenses will be kept to a
minimum (Provided he can find a female member to carry him), can and will
party like there's no tomorrow, and promises all problems brought to his
attention will be dealt with swiftly and efficiently (His Co-UnChiefs of
Staff, "Da Chalupa Bros." will make them an offer they can't refuse).
Dinky only has one policy change planned for immediate implementation, and
that is anything that can cause flame will be barred from all Official
Functions that he attends!
For
UnVice-Commander, STARFLEET:
Snorlax: As Defined in the Poke'mon Poke'Dex, "Eats, Sleeps,
Eats, Sleeps, Eats, Sleeps, and Surfs". Now tell me this ISN'T the
most PERFECT Candidate for a Un-Vice President you have ever seen!?!?
For
UnChief of Operations:
What can we say about this member, except that you can rest
assured, that the Whippings will continue until Morale (And Chapter MSR
Reporting) Improves!
For UnChief of
Communications:
Burlington, as he is lovingly referred to by his keeper, Joan "Muffinlady"
Pierce, is well skilled in the art of communications and promises not only
to ensure that CQ's are kept on a timely schedule, but will be correct in
every manner and will always be filled with words that you'll need a
dictionary for, hence improving your own vocabulary! (Having a
librarian/former newsletter editor as a keeper does have its advantages!)
For UnCommandant:
STARFLEET Academy:
You actually believed this would be an slate WITHOUT a
little nepotism involved???? Carmen (Or as she likes to refer to
herself as, "The Power behind the Throne") knows what is needed to ensure
that paperwork is filed and distributed on time and how to get things done
(Who you think does all that in Region 4??? <Hint: Its not the one wearing
the R4 Badge!>)
For UnChief of
Shuttle Operations:
Every Slate needs to have at least ONE member from the
Previous Administration on board! Gumby guarantees a pair of Shaking
Tribbles in every Shuttle he launches!
For UnChief of
Computer Operations:
"You're Saying its MY Fault that you haven't
received your Membership Packet on time???? YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY
HONOR?!?!?!"
For UnChief
Financial Officer:
More Gratuitous Nepotism here...Kinky, the older Brother of
Dinky was the most logical choice for UCFO...after all, his keeper DOES work
for the IRS, and lord knows at times we could use all the "In's" that we can
get!
In closing, I would just like to remind everybody that has
viewed this page (and hopefully got a laugh out of it) that everything commented
on here is strictly all in fun and not meant to be construed as an
attack/slam/slander on any STARFLEET Administration or Executive Committee
Member, Living or Dead. If you for some reason take offense...my best
suggestion for you would be to simply, GET A LIFE, ITS A FREAKING FAN CLUB FOR
CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
My thanks to Allyson Dyar (Keeper of Da Whip), kurt roithinger
(Keeper of the Snorlax), Joan Pierce (Keeper of Burlington), Chrissy Killian
(Keeper of T'D-Br and Kinky), Kimi Brooks (Photographic Credits) and "Gumby" Simmons
(Keeper of the Gumby) for their cooperation in my insane little
venture.
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